"Um, so did you drive in this morning?"
"No." Duh. Of course, I didn't.
"Where is the car then?"
"It's not in the driveway?" Oh crap, someone stole our car?
"Um, did you remember to drive home last night?"
"No, I me-" Wait. Yesterday? When I was late to class and drove in and dropped Xan off and you and he went home on the metro, and I stayed late so I wouldn't have to walk in the rain, which means the car is still here on campus which means that it's PROBABLY GOING TO BE TICKETED RIGHT NOW??!!!!! "Ohmigod. I gotta go."
"You are unbelieveable."