Thursday, January 08, 2009

Do ya think I'm sexy?

This is my official photograph for the university. It's a couple years old, but it gets the point across. I'm not going to sell any magazines, it's true, but I do OK.

Oh, except, wait. I forget that the above photograph demonstrates that I'm sexy as all get-out.

Granted, perhaps you could just learn that from my wife after a couple shots of vodka. But according to a new poll, apparently it's not just me, but my profession that makes me sexy. I received this from another professor in my department, and responded that now I really need to hit the gym this semester; another person replied, "Why bother? Just wear your glasses!" (To wit, Angela has actually rejected my tentative flirting with contact lenses, since she indeed thinks glasses are better.)

So how do I translate this to higher student evaluations? Hmmm....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hott 4 teacher
--greg

Manasse said...

Maybe if this were a full-body shot...then I could comment. I need to see the southern hemisphere before I give my thumbs up.

jenny said...

must... resist... temptation... to post... old... photos...

oh, wait. they'd look exactly the same as that one. okay, jeff, spill - where are you hiding your portrait?

Middento said...

Oh no they don't look the same at all. Have you seen what people have put up on Facebook? I'm appalled. For one thing, my hair has a decidedly smaller pompadour these days.