...but it appears that Julie Andrews will receive a lifetime achievement award from the Screen Actors Guild. My dear friend from freshman year, who probably thought that this is long overdue and who once typed a short paper about Andrews on my computer when I fell asleep next to my desk (replacing my paper on Iranian author Sadiq Hedayat with the likes of "Julie Andrews is the most fabulous person in the world, and you should know this, professor!!!!"), will probably faint when he hears this.
I'm still not sure whether he's seen S.O.B. yet.