In honor of the premiere to finally end all premieres:
I could tell you that the first time I tried this, I actually ended up with Qui-Gon Jinn -- which is the truth -- but no one would believe me. Particularly my 'shmen. When I was an undergraduate advisor, we watched the original one night and slowly the realization hit all of us (myself included) that my actions as a UGA mimicked a certain droid.
Doomed I was.