You know what I have a lot of?
Drool.
That's right, baby. You want drool? I got it. Lots of it. My son generates enough that I could bottle it. I can satisfy your drool fix right now.
So -- how could I market this? Today on the Mall at the FolkFest, someone suggested using it on poorly written papers to indicate the level of maturity it takes to write such drivel. I like that one, and may try it in the future.
But how else can we use drool, if bottled? Ideas?
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skincare product. women can be convinced to buy anything if it's in an interesting bottle and they're told it will make them younger/smoother/prettier/blahblahblah...
or maybe a floor polish?
Floor polish won't work. Because I'd know if it would work, because tehre is also drool on the floor occasionally.
But skincare product? That's not bad at all. Or maybe as a hair additive?
how about a floor polish AND a skin care product, in a generic bottle for Giant and CVS and a fancy bottle for Demon-Markus
modern art medium?
Booze maybe? Or mustache wax. I know for fact that its great for that.
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