It must be the calcium caseinate

Do you see the unbridled joy in this boy's face?

This is what happens when, after an entire lifetime of organic juice mixed with flaxseed extract and no television, you expose a child to Twinkies and The Price Is Right.

Thanks to Uncle Jew for providing the semi-baked goods. (And before anyone jumps on me for the nickname, when seriously asked, this is the one he chose. No kidding.) Thanks also to Auntie Twinkie for taking the pictures, right before bemoaning the fact that creamy goo filling was getting all over the floor. (And yes, she chose that name, too.)