Thursday, July 21, 2005

The agony of dishpan hands

(To combine two late 70s catchphrases concerning ABC's Wide World of Sports and Palmolive...)

Angela and I have developed something of a routine these days over dinner. Given the garbage that is the summer season (and trying to set a decent example for Xan), we have pretty much stopped watching television. Rather than turn on the TV, we have taken to playing nightly games of Scrabble. This presents something of a problem because, quite frankly, I have become a decent casual player and therefore beat the bejeesus out of Angela. This upsets her... and yet the masochistic minx comes back for more! What to do?

My solution was simple. Usually in our house, one person makes dinner and one person does the dishes -- the catch being that we both love to cook and both hate to do dishes. (And we don't generate enough dishes to justify using the dishwasher, but use enough to make washing a load by hand annoying.) When Scrabble is the form of dining entertainment, however, it's the winner that has to do the dishes. In essence, my exhileration at winning (and her depression at losing) is short-lived, since then I'm faced with suds. Says she, "It makes losing a lot better these days." (Today's winning word: POTHERS (meaning something similar to "bothers," seven letters with the S also making BASICS, for 74 points. Go me!)

5 comments:

Mrs. Non-Gorilla said...

be very, VERY careful when playing scrabble with a spouse. my parents haven't played scrabble with each other since sometime in the sixties, when one of them contested the other's use of "zoot" as a word. yes, as in "zoot suit." i'm sure when mom reads this she'll elaborate, but the impact on MY life is that when i was a kid we never had family scrabble games. it was either one parent or the other. could be that's why they started travelling so much -- minimize the opportunities for the kids to whine for full-family scrabble games....

Middento said...

Angela would like me to point out that the sting of defeat was also lessened when she beat me -- twice last week, actually -- so that I benefitted from this arrangement as well.

I am curious about the story, however. Mrs. Foreit, you have the floor! (Does it not help that we have a travel edition of Scrabble as well? No Deluxe editition -- I'm waiting to win NPR's Puzzler for that...)

Middento said...

FYI: The Official Scrabble Dictionary does not list "zoot" as an acceptable word. Interestingly enough, however, it does accept the word "zooty," meaning flashy.

Anonymous said...

Scrabble games are so much determined on the luck of the draw! Almost anyone can win, if given the opportunity!

Patty K

Anonymous said...

You. Have. A. Dishwasher. Use it! Sheesh! Besides, it's good for it to use it regularly... keeps the hoses from drying out, or so I'm told.

-Kristy